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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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