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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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