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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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