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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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