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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simpkins eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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