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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Misty eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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