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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Misty eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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