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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simba eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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