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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Maggie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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