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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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