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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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