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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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