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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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