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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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