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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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