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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rosie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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