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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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