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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Trotsky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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