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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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