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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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