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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dixie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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