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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Champ eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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