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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sparky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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