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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Murphy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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