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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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