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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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