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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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