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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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