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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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