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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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