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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Lola eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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