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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Daenerys eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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