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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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