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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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