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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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