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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Jenkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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