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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Coco eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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