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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Tilly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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