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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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