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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Pebbles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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