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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dixie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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