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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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