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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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