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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Misty eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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