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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Simba eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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