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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Maggie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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