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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Coco eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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