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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Smeagol eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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