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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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