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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Bob eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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