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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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