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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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