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Pet death

My aunt Barbara had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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